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Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? O nc! 5L
Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse. |Jq/kmn
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警察：有人抢你的手表时，你为什么不呼救呢？ huQ1A0(no
男子：要是我张口的话，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那就更糟了。 oOD|Fr lY
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Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" gWlmQl
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"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" vx
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"She is the one who sells the candy." uj]GBo=
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小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 r*3;gyG.,#
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？” P_?1Rwm-45
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？” $:xUXEi{
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-- My uncle has 1000 men under him. 3oIoQj+D
-- He is really somebody. What does he do? b"zq3$6*
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他真是一个大人物 .58 AXg
-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。 Mdy H/.Te
-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的？ pkT
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Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. $b8>SSz
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? J7$=f~$
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 2T|L# #C
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汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？ bVVa5? HP
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。 Npu;f>g0_
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？ Y6 CadC
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。 d82IEh Z#
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Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer at once. How much is 6 plus 4? ^*0;Z<_
Student: At once! 5 i#B?+Y
老师：全班同学听着，不管我问什么，你们都要马上回答。6+4等于几？ -Rf|p(SJ,E
学生：马上。 ]]]7"a
Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him? ~\Yn ih
Jack: Certainly. # AY+[+
Tom: And why? !k[ zUti
Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me. 6 \]-J*e>
汤姆：威廉向我借五英镑。我该不该借给他？ Pq`4Y
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杰克：当然应该了。 @ce4sSo
汤姆：为什么？ L%BWrmg
杰克：否则他就该跟我借了。 jQ[Z*^"}
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An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman:' How much this stuff?' fG.w;Aemv5
'Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap.' The lady said, 'It is too much, give it to me for fourteen.' 'I did not say seventeen dollars, but seven.' 'N}Wo}1r
'It is still too much,' replied the old lady, 'give it to me for five.' kQ:2 @SOm
一位耳聋并且总是嫌东西太贵的老太太走进一家商店。 !<~Ig/
她问店员：“这东西要多少钱？” hR?rZUl2M
“七美元，太太，这是很便宜的。” 老太太说：“太贵了，十四美元差不多。” {b+IDq`)=
店员忙说：“我没说十七美元，是七美元。” a'A0CQ
“还是太贵，”老太太说：“五美元，我就买啦。”
