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Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse. 5~kf:U%~
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警察：有人抢你的手表时，你为什么不呼救呢？ ?tcbiXRG+
男子：要是我张口的话，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那就更糟了。 !|! V}O
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Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" Gd"*mL d
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. AD:joozone_com 5H U>o|.
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"She is the one who sells the candy." ~i
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小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 oGM.{\i
“昨天给你的钱干什么了？” k @ 2gw]y"
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？” 82<L07fB
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-- A maintenance man in a cemetery. /b*@dy
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-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。 23=;v@
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Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. H)p{T@
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? w+}dm ^X
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. YZk& 'w
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汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？ l YhwV\3
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。 [bcqaT
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？ 2vXMrh\
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。 BoXCc"q[
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Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer at once. How much is 6 plus 4? iZ:-V8{
Student: At once! M *}$$Fe|
老师：全班同学听着，不管我问什么，你们都要马上回答。6+4等于几？ i2*nYd`K
学生：马上。 Fg~,1[8w<
Tom: William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him? pZR^ HOq
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Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow it from me. K'tz_:d|
汤姆：威廉向我借五英镑。我该不该借给他？ saZ ;ixV
杰克：当然应该了。 Bj2rA.M
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杰克：否则他就该跟我借了。 Dn@ n:m
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An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman:' How much this stuff?' QZ` <+"a0
'Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap.' The lady said, 'It is too much, give it to me for fourteen.' 'I did not say seventeen dollars, but seven.' rS
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'It is still too much,' replied the old lady, 'give it to me for five.' ]_Qc}pMF&
一位耳聋并且总是嫌东西太贵的老太太走进一家商店。 jPd<h{js
她问店员：“这东西要多少钱？” Vs"Z9p$U
“七美元，太太，这是很便宜的。” 老太太说：“太贵了，十四美元差不多。” qM `SN4C
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